Introducing The Abyss Lite, a
minimalist Tron blue and white Japanese inspired LED watch from the last
syllable of recorded time which gives its wearer the ability to gaze
into the abyss and thereby come face to face with the true nature of his
or her own being. What's more, The Abyss Lite allows you to experience
reality in four dimensions as The Tralfamadorians do and as a result
have total access to past, present, and future; and be able to perceive
any point in time at will.
You mean this watch really tells the time? Yes. Even though The Abyss Lite embodies Eye of Sauron style and Nietzschean design with its miasmic blue oyster cult numerals swirling about not a void, but loneliness, like millions of Protoss warrior-priests from Starcraft III battling Beelzebub's black winged minions, this Japanese LED watch does in fact tell the time and does so really efficiently too!
Instead of pressing buttons like other LED watches, The Abyss Lite relays temporal information with a tap of the screen - YES, The Abyss Lite is a touchscreen Japanese LED watch (In some star systems such technology is banned under the Temporal Proliferation Treaty of 3012. Please check with your Federation Council before purchasing). The Abyss Lite stays broodingly dark like Conradian Darkness Heart until you tap its crystal surface upon which the screen explodes with blue and white LED pixies like a thousand baby Bruce Springsteens dancing in the dark against a thousand Billy Idols dancing with themselves in a River Dance to the Death! To adjust the time, keep your finger on The Abyss Lite's crystal surface for a few seconds to enter hour and minute change mode.
In fact, when you start wearing The Abyss Lite you may find yourself getting Facebook friend requests from the greatest wizards of our time like Merlin, Gandalf, and even the great Max Power himself! Yes, Max Power a name [that] sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear! 'Cause his name can be said by anyone! Befriend them all and in doing so you will be the greatest sorcerer ever known and Jo Murray may even write a book about you!
David Hasselhoff and Napolean Dynamite (yes, he was previously fond of his Casio until he saw The Abyss Lite) are said to be Abyss Lite owners, as are James Cameron (Do you have to ask why?), Shaft, Alan Moore, Sigmund Freud, Anne Rice, William Gibson, and Sonny (Cher on the other hand does not wear The Abyss Lite as she prefers The Andromeda). In reality, this watch is perfect for Banned Diggers, Farmville Champions, Rednecks, Socialites, Hippies, Hipsters, Hip Replacement Hipsters, WWF Fans, Vegans, Freegans, Fans of Sara and Tegan, anyone who has watched Matrix 3 more than 10 times (all two of you), anyone who knows the complete lyrics to Na Na Hey Hey by Bananarama, and anyone who is a somebody.
Just google "Japanese LED Watch" to see how much these timepieces sell for online. Notice how they normally retail for close to 5x the price we're selling them for. Even if you don't intend on buying one for yourself, stock your online store with these headturning watches to lock in some amazing profits! Unlike other online stores where you'll have to wait several weeks before you receive your Abyss Lite Watch, order your LED watch from Chinavasion today and we'll express ship it out tomorrow. That way you can be the first to offer your customers this amazing Japanese LED touchscreen watch!
At a Glance...
The Abyss Lite utilizes patent pending touchscreen technology and includes a genuine leather strap. Beware cheap/substandard imitations - only Chinavasion carries the genuine article - get your samples now to see the quality!
Manufacturer SpecificationsYou mean this watch really tells the time? Yes. Even though The Abyss Lite embodies Eye of Sauron style and Nietzschean design with its miasmic blue oyster cult numerals swirling about not a void, but loneliness, like millions of Protoss warrior-priests from Starcraft III battling Beelzebub's black winged minions, this Japanese LED watch does in fact tell the time and does so really efficiently too!
Instead of pressing buttons like other LED watches, The Abyss Lite relays temporal information with a tap of the screen - YES, The Abyss Lite is a touchscreen Japanese LED watch (In some star systems such technology is banned under the Temporal Proliferation Treaty of 3012. Please check with your Federation Council before purchasing). The Abyss Lite stays broodingly dark like Conradian Darkness Heart until you tap its crystal surface upon which the screen explodes with blue and white LED pixies like a thousand baby Bruce Springsteens dancing in the dark against a thousand Billy Idols dancing with themselves in a River Dance to the Death! To adjust the time, keep your finger on The Abyss Lite's crystal surface for a few seconds to enter hour and minute change mode.
In fact, when you start wearing The Abyss Lite you may find yourself getting Facebook friend requests from the greatest wizards of our time like Merlin, Gandalf, and even the great Max Power himself! Yes, Max Power a name [that] sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear! 'Cause his name can be said by anyone! Befriend them all and in doing so you will be the greatest sorcerer ever known and Jo Murray may even write a book about you!
David Hasselhoff and Napolean Dynamite (yes, he was previously fond of his Casio until he saw The Abyss Lite) are said to be Abyss Lite owners, as are James Cameron (Do you have to ask why?), Shaft, Alan Moore, Sigmund Freud, Anne Rice, William Gibson, and Sonny (Cher on the other hand does not wear The Abyss Lite as she prefers The Andromeda). In reality, this watch is perfect for Banned Diggers, Farmville Champions, Rednecks, Socialites, Hippies, Hipsters, Hip Replacement Hipsters, WWF Fans, Vegans, Freegans, Fans of Sara and Tegan, anyone who has watched Matrix 3 more than 10 times (all two of you), anyone who knows the complete lyrics to Na Na Hey Hey by Bananarama, and anyone who is a somebody.
Just google "Japanese LED Watch" to see how much these timepieces sell for online. Notice how they normally retail for close to 5x the price we're selling them for. Even if you don't intend on buying one for yourself, stock your online store with these headturning watches to lock in some amazing profits! Unlike other online stores where you'll have to wait several weeks before you receive your Abyss Lite Watch, order your LED watch from Chinavasion today and we'll express ship it out tomorrow. That way you can be the first to offer your customers this amazing Japanese LED touchscreen watch!
At a Glance...
- Touchscreen LED Watch!
- Uber Cool All-Black Design
- Hour and Minute Information
- Soft Leather Strap
- Order from us and get it in a few days instead of a few weeks!
The Abyss Lite utilizes patent pending touchscreen technology and includes a genuine leather strap. Beware cheap/substandard imitations - only Chinavasion carries the genuine article - get your samples now to see the quality!
- Main Function: Japanese-inspired blue LED digital touchscreen watch
- Screen: Circumferential blue and white LED encircling the mouth of The Abyss Lite!
- Bracelet:
- Color: Black
- Material: Snake skin textured leather
- Length: ~ 180 mm with 7 holes for wrist adjustment - Clasp: Buckled
- Function Button (Touchscreen): display and changing hour and minute data
- Settings: Hours, Minutes
- Power: CR2016 (x1) pre-installed
- Manufacturer Ref: MW55ST6X7U5E2
Product Notes
- Similar LED watches sell on the Internet for over 10x the Chinavasion price, simply google "Japanese LED Watch" to see for yourself.
- Gently touch the touchscreen to display the time on demand.
- One Watch to rule them all, One Watch to find them, One Watch to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
- What is the difference between the Abyss Lite (CVTI-LT38) and the original Abyss (CVTI-G264)? The original Abyss had a metallic casing which contributes to its extra ruggedness and durability. The Abyss Lite has a non-metallic casing which causes it to be much more lightweight.
Package Contents for CVTI-LT38
- Blue LED Touchscreen Watch
- User Manual - English
- Attractive Gift Box
FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions
- How do I change the time on this watch?
Press your finger to the screen and wait a few seconds. After displaying the time, the watch will go blank and the current hourly setting will blink. Upon confirming the correct hour, you will be allowed to change the minute settings as well. - What type of batteries does this watch use?
This Japanese LED watch uses a single CR2016 watch battery. Other names this type of battery goes by are button cell, silver button cell, or coin cell batteries. - How long will the batteries last?
The batteries should last longer than with a normal watch since time and date information is only displayed when you want. - Is this a Tokyo Flash watch?
No, it is better because it costs almost 1/10th the price of a Tokyo Flash watch and is also backed by Chinavasion's famous 12 month warranty. - You
mentioned that this watch is perfect for Banned Diggers, Farmville
Champions, Rednecks, Socialites, Hippies, Hipsters, Hip Replacement
Hipsters, WWF Fans, Vegans, Freegans, Fans of Sara and Teegan, anyone
who has watched Matrix 3 more than 10 times (all two of you), anyone who
knows the complete lyrics to Na Na Hey Hey by Bananarama. What if I
don't belong to one of these groups?
This watch is also perfect for you if you're a Youth Pastor, a fan of Louis Pasteur, a TV Evangelist, a fan of Evangelion, a gangster, a prankster, a wankster, a hacker, a cracker, a slacker, a Get Backer, and anyone who thinks the best Simpson's episode ever was the one where Grandma Simpson makes her first appearance!
- Ordering from Chinavasion provides you with the following benefits;
- Orders processed and shipped within 24-hours
- 12 month warranty
- In-house QC
- Member discounts
- Award winning customer support
- Quantity order discounts
- Worldwide Shipping
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